| Words to Live by 1. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from
many is research.
4. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
5. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.
6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
7. When everything's coming your way, you're probably in the
wrong lane.
8. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is
required on it.
9. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple
of bill payments.
10. If Barbie is so popular, then... why do you have to buy
her friends?
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